What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:33

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
Necessitatibus ipsa sequi animi dolores molestiae.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
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